That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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