No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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