We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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