Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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