it's like iHOP with fire
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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