I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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