you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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