some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
So. Much. Porn.
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