Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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