do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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