she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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