I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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