Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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