Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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