But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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