don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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