oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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