What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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