big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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