Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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