They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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