Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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