I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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