And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
