is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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