i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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