We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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