I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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