Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
