Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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