I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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