threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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