we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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