i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
