no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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