can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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