Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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