oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
this will be a night to untag.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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