didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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