and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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