Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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