Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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