Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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