I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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