this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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