garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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