if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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