Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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