Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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