I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
we should paint friendship bongs
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