he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Randomize
