I looked at my own cervix.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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