How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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