They should really pass out barf bags in church
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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