I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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