i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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